I realize that Drew seems to switch sides between Scott's right and left. This isn't a mistake; I just want it to be easier to read the text bubbles from left to right.
Police are looking into the case of a man who claims he was struck by a thrown bowling ball. This has all the trappings of an awesome Bat-Man villain, given the ample supply of clever word play.
"You'll never pin this on me!"
"You never know when I'll strike next!"
"You're going to need all the police you can spare!"